Short sardar jokes

Enjoy 2 -3 liner short sardar jokes


Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

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How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear

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What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand
grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What do you do when a Sardar throws a
pin at you?
Run like crazy....he's got a hand
grenade in his mouth.

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How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

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What is the Sardar doing when he holds
his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.

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Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on
Monday.

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Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.

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How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.

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What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear
to ear?
A wind tunnel.
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What do you see when you look into a
Sardar's eyes?
The back of his head.

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What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).

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What do you call a sardar who has only
one drink?
Just-one Singh.

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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

Sardarji Jokes

A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny
object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask."
The sardar then asks, "What does it do?"
he clerk responds, "It
keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold
things cold."
The sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with
this new thermos.
His sardar boss sees him and asks,"What
is that shiny object with
you?"
He said, "It's a thermos flask."
The boss then says,"What does it do?" He
replies, "It keeps hot
things
hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in
it?"
The sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee
and a coke."

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A Sardar took an answering machine home
and fixed it home somewhere
in Rajasthan, but two days later
disconnected it because he was getting
complaints like "Saala phone utha ke
bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai"


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Once there was a meeting of all the Surd
freedom fighters. They were
planning for free Punjab.
Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh..we'll
get Punjab from India but how
would we develop it?"
That was a difficult question indeed.
Suddenly Banta Singh replied,
"No problem! we'll attack USA, it would
take over us and then we
would
be a state of USA and we'll
automatically get developed."
All the surds became happy on this very
simple solution
but an old surd did not utter a single
word. Someone asked him why he
wasn't happy. The surd replied, "OH!
THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD
HAPPEN
IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ?????"

Sardar Jokes

A Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color
TVs?"
"Sure."
Give me a green one, please."

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A Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it
take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
"Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.

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EMPLOYMENT..
Our sardarji was filling up an application form
for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled
NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column "Salary Expected" : He
was not sure as to what to be filled there.
after much thought he wrote : Yes

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CROCODILE BOOTS..
A Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if
you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets
off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search
is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles
and watch him killing a huge one . He walks over
the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
"71st and *again* barefeet!"

Sardar Jokes

In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state (brilliant answer).


INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.


Sardar starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with this
oil?
Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this
Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE.

Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha
Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?"
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.



Sardar: in my dreams rats play football evry night
DR: take this tablet you will be ok
Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final match