Passwords

R&D by the Indian lovers' association says that only 7% of people in love become life partners. The remaining end up as passwords!

SMS joke-Sophisticated

Women have become much more sophisticated in the way they kill each other. Gone are the days when guns and knives were used to draw blood. These days, simple techniques like posting the latest holiday pics on FB and Whatsapp goes a long way!

Mood swing

Q: How do you get a ginger guy's mood to swing?

A: Wait for 15 seconds!

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Hide money

Ana says to Phil, "Where do we keep our money? Our son has a bad habit of stealing money where ever I keep it - in the locker or the wardrobe or the bags. I am really concerned"

Phil replies, "The safest place would be his studybooks. He will never look there."

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Anti joke

Laurel: What is black and bad for your teeth?

Hardy: A Stone.

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Anti joke - Jealous

I am jealous of guys who can give back witty retorts cos in my case, I require a two-day notice in the least!

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With all that wealth

Justin was caught red-handed misappropriating funds of the organization he worked for. So he ran to his lawyer who assured him by saying, "Relax Justin. You will never go to prison with all that wealth!"

The lawyer was right. Actually when Justin was put behind bars, he did not have a penny on him!

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A lover's tale

A lover's tale

I skip breakfast in the morning cos all I can think of is U.
I skip lunch in the afternoon cos all I can think of is U.
I skip my meal in the eve cos all I can think of is U.
I do not get sleep in the night cos I am HUNGRY!

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A trekking expedition

Mike was telling Elaine that he just finish a trekking expedition in the highest mountain ranges in the world.

Elaine asked him, "Everest?"

Mike replied, "Yeah, after every 200 feet."

Flute player's diagnosis

Harry, the flute player went to a doc who told him, "You have AIDS. You have only six more months to live."
 

The flute player said "And what am I going to live on for an entire six months?"

In the middle of the night

A recent survey has shown that there is one thing that always rises right in the middle of the night.

Fuel price……

Short funny jokes-Phone number

Guess what happened when I requested an economist to give me his phone number - i got an estimate.

Short funny jokes-Homing pigeon

Guess how Dennis made his millions with just one domestic homing pigeon?

He sold the dove for a dollar and it kept coming home a million times!

Football jokes-Possum

Why the Arizona Cardinals are like a possum?

Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

one liner jokes

Q. What's the difference between an Puerto Rican and a computer?
A. You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q. What do you call a field full of Puerto Rican?
A. A vacant lot.

Short humor jokes-Bank tellers

Tom: Do you know why bank tellers are advised not to ride motorcycles?

Jerry: Why is that?

Tom: Because they are likely to lose their balance.

Short funny jokes-Average

Q: What would England achieve with 11 David Beckhams?

A: An average IQ.

Sports jokes-Second round

What do you call a Scottish guy in the second round of the World Cup?

He has to be The Referee

Short funny jokes-Degrees

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

"You may have graduated but I've got many degrees".

Short funny jokes-Cinderella's photos

What did Cinderella say while she was waiting for her photos?

Some day my prints will come.