Ana says to Phil, "Where do we keep our money? Our son has a bad habit of stealing money where ever I keep it - in the locker or the wardrobe or the bags. I am really concerned"
Phil replies, "The safest place would be his studybooks. He will never look there."
Phil replies, "The safest place would be his studybooks. He will never look there."
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