object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask."
The sardar then asks, "What does it do?"
he clerk responds, "It
keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold
things cold."
The sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with
this new thermos.
His sardar boss sees him and asks,"What
is that shiny object with
you?"
He said, "It's a thermos flask."
The boss then says,"What does it do?" He
replies, "It keeps hot
things
hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in
it?"
The sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee
and a coke."
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A Sardar took an answering machine home
and fixed it home somewhere
in Rajasthan, but two days later
disconnected it because he was getting
complaints like "Saala phone utha ke
bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai"
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Once there was a meeting of all the Surd
freedom fighters. They were
planning for free Punjab.
Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh..we'll
get Punjab from India but how
would we develop it?"
That was a difficult question indeed.
Suddenly Banta Singh replied,
"No problem! we'll attack USA, it would
take over us and then we
would
be a state of USA and we'll
automatically get developed."
All the surds became happy on this very
simple solution
but an old surd did not utter a single
word. Someone asked him why he
wasn't happy. The surd replied, "OH!
THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD
HAPPEN
IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ?????"
