Q. What made the Bull dash?
A. It happened to see the cow slip!
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Sunday, May 13, 2012
Saturday, May 12, 2012
One line jokes-Old ladies
A waiter goes to a corner table where three old ladies were having their dinner and asks, "Is ANYTHING okay?"
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Hindi jokes-Hyderabadi lingo
A mother in Hyderabad, India was talking to her son in typical Hyderabadi Hindi.
Mother: Tu kaiku rora? (Why are you crying?)
Son: Teacher maari merku. (The teacher hit me)
Mother: Kaiku maari re chudail ne? (Why did she hit you?)
Son: Kyonki mai usku murgi bola. (Because I called her a Hen)
Mom: Kaiku re?? (Why?)
Son: Kaiku bole toh, har exam mein anda deri merku. (Because she gave me a round egg in all the exams)
Mother: Tu kaiku rora? (Why are you crying?)
Son: Teacher maari merku. (The teacher hit me)
Mother: Kaiku maari re chudail ne? (Why did she hit you?)
Son: Kyonki mai usku murgi bola. (Because I called her a Hen)
Mom: Kaiku re?? (Why?)
Son: Kaiku bole toh, har exam mein anda deri merku. (Because she gave me a round egg in all the exams)
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Twenty inflexible rules in the office
Twenty inflexible Rules in the office
1. Never challenge the boss. He is always right.
2. If the Boss is mistaken, see rule # 1.
3. Those who work hard always get more work. Others enjoy pay, perks, and promotions.
4. Ph.D. denotes "Pull Him Down". The more capable, hardworking and dedicated you are, the more number of people will be involved in pulling you down.
5. If you are good, you will get a lot of work. If you are very good, you will get out of it.
6. When the Boss talks about improving productivity, he never includes his own self.
7. What you do in not important, what matters is what you say you have done and what you will be doing.
8. A pat on the back is only inches away from a kick in the behind.
9. Don't be indispensable. If you cannot be dispensed with, you cannot be promoted.
10. The more crap you take, the more you are going to get.
11. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
12. When you don't know what is to be done, walk fast and look concerned.
13. You cannot get work done by following rules.
14. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
15. A lot can be filed under "Miscellaneous".
16. No matter how much you do, it is never enough.
17. You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work you are meant to be doing.
18. It is not essential to know your job in order to get promoted.
19. You only need to pretend that you know your job to get promoted.
20. All the blame for any situation can be put on the last person who resigned or was fired.
1. Never challenge the boss. He is always right.
2. If the Boss is mistaken, see rule # 1.
3. Those who work hard always get more work. Others enjoy pay, perks, and promotions.
4. Ph.D. denotes "Pull Him Down". The more capable, hardworking and dedicated you are, the more number of people will be involved in pulling you down.
5. If you are good, you will get a lot of work. If you are very good, you will get out of it.
6. When the Boss talks about improving productivity, he never includes his own self.
7. What you do in not important, what matters is what you say you have done and what you will be doing.
8. A pat on the back is only inches away from a kick in the behind.
9. Don't be indispensable. If you cannot be dispensed with, you cannot be promoted.
10. The more crap you take, the more you are going to get.
11. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
12. When you don't know what is to be done, walk fast and look concerned.
13. You cannot get work done by following rules.
14. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
15. A lot can be filed under "Miscellaneous".
16. No matter how much you do, it is never enough.
17. You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work you are meant to be doing.
18. It is not essential to know your job in order to get promoted.
19. You only need to pretend that you know your job to get promoted.
20. All the blame for any situation can be put on the last person who resigned or was fired.
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Office jokes
Friday, May 11, 2012
Hilarious jokes-The Optometrist's training
An optometrist was giving training to his new employee, explaining to her how to charge different customers.
At the time you are fitting the glasses, if the customer asks you how much they cost, tell him
- "$100".
If his eyes don't quiver tell him
- "For the frames. The lenses will be $25"
If his eyes still don't quiver, just add
- "Each"
At the time you are fitting the glasses, if the customer asks you how much they cost, tell him
- "$100".
If his eyes don't quiver tell him
- "For the frames. The lenses will be $25"
If his eyes still don't quiver, just add
- "Each"
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Hilarious jokes
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