A mother in Hyderabad, India was talking to her son in typical Hyderabadi Hindi.
Mother: Tu kaiku rora? (Why are you crying?)
Son: Teacher maari merku. (The teacher hit me)
Mother: Kaiku maari re chudail ne? (Why did she hit you?)
Son: Kyonki mai usku murgi bola. (Because I called her a Hen)
Mom: Kaiku re?? (Why?)
Son: Kaiku bole toh, har exam mein anda deri merku. (Because she gave me a round egg in all the exams)