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Showing posts with label short humor jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label short humor jokes. Show all posts
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Tuesday, April 2, 2013
Short funny jokes-Karate expert
My brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert who joined the army.
The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
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Good jokes,
Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes
Saturday, March 30, 2013
Short funny jokes-Hippie
How do you get a hippie out of the bath?
Turn on the water.
Turn on the water.
Labels:
Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes,
SMS jokes
Thursday, March 28, 2013
Clean jokes-Betting on Horses
‘Betting on horses is a funny old game,’ says a man to his friend. ‘You win one day and lose the next.’
The friend replies, ‘So why not bet every other day?’
The friend replies, ‘So why not bet every other day?’
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Clean jokes,
Really Funny Jokes,
short humor jokes
Thursday, March 21, 2013
Economy jokes-Pessimistic women
Q: Why are Women more pessimistic about the economy than Men?
A: Because men are in charge of the economy!
A: Because men are in charge of the economy!
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Clean jokes,
Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Clean jokes-Potatoes
1) How do you describe an angry potato?
Boiling Mad.
2) Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?
Because he was a commontater.
3) Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone?
He desperately wanted a scoop.
4) What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?
Anything, just butter him up.
5) What does an American potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It's mashing!
Boiling Mad.
2) Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?
Because he was a commontater.
3) Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone?
He desperately wanted a scoop.
4) What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?
Anything, just butter him up.
5) What does an American potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It's mashing!
Labels:
Clean jokes,
Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes
Monday, March 11, 2013
Animal jokes-Elephant and parrot
What would you get if you crossed an elephant with a parrot?
Something that tells you everything it remembers.
Something that tells you everything it remembers.
Labels:
animal jokes,
Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes
Thursday, March 7, 2013
Animal jokes-Bunny
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do!
How do you post a bunny?
Hare mail.
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A hare-net.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits' feet.
Thistle have to do!
How do you post a bunny?
Hare mail.
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A hare-net.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits' feet.
Labels:
animal jokes,
Clean jokes,
short humor jokes
Friday, February 22, 2013
Short funny jokes-Punctuation marks
In a Veteran's Day speech, the American President vowed, 'We will finish the mission. Period.'
Afterwards, he was advised he doesn't have to read the punctuation marks.
Afterwards, he was advised he doesn't have to read the punctuation marks.
Labels:
Good jokes,
Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes
Friday, February 15, 2013
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Valentine's Day joke-Strict attention
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Labels:
One line jokes,
Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Hilarious jokes-Angry Birds application
A man in Maryland says a flashlight on his iPhone helped save his life after he got lost during a hike. If you think that's cool, this morning the "Angry Birds" app on my iPhone helped save me from three awkward conversations in the elevator.
Monday, February 4, 2013
A husband
Ken, joking to his friend over a round of drinks, "Do you know why every woman needs a husband?"
Bud, "Why?"
Ken, "After all you can’t blame the government for every mistake."
Labels:
Clean jokes,
short humor jokes
Sunday, January 13, 2013
One line jokes-When things go wrong
The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty.
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One line jokes,
Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes
Saturday, January 5, 2013
Cricket joke-Pune Warriors fan
If you see a Pune Warriors fan on a motorcycle, why should you not swerve to hit him?
It could be your motorcycle.
It could be your motorcycle.
Labels:
Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes
Monday, December 31, 2012
Economy jokes-Back to Mexico
"The economy is still hurting. Thirty percent of Americans are so disillusioned, they are thinking of moving back to Mexico."
- Jay Leno
- Jay Leno
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Good jokes,
Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes
Saturday, December 29, 2012
One line jokes-Down under
Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
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One line jokes,
Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
Football jokes-Tornado
Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?
A: To the Linc - they never have a touchdown there!
A: To the Linc - they never have a touchdown there!
Sunday, December 23, 2012
Short funny jokes-No idea
A West Virginia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
And the driver replies "Bout wut?"
And the driver replies "Bout wut?"
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Good jokes,
Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes
Thursday, December 20, 2012
Football jokes-Tennessee Titans fans
What do you get when you put the girlfriends of a dozen Tennessee Titans fans in one room?
A full set of teeth!
A full set of teeth!
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