1) How do you describe an angry potato?
Boiling Mad.
2) Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?
Because he was a commontater.
3) Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone?
He desperately wanted a scoop.
4) What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?
Anything, just butter him up.
5) What does an American potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It's mashing!
Boiling Mad.
2) Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?
Because he was a commontater.
3) Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone?
He desperately wanted a scoop.
4) What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?
Anything, just butter him up.
5) What does an American potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It's mashing!