Interview joke-Spelling

Fred was asked in an interview, "Spell out a word which has more than 15 letters in it."

Fred's reply was quick, "P-O-S-T-O-F-F-I-C-E-L-E-T-T-E-R-B-O-X"

Barber joke-A good time

I was at barber Eric's salon getting a haircut. I asked him casually, "When would be a good time to get my 3 year old boy for a haircut?"

Eric, who was not very fond of kids, replied promptly, "When he is five."

After marriage

Rob says to Lisa, "Will you continue to love me just as much even after we get married?"

Lisa replies, "Even more darling! I just adore married men!"

Boyfriend joke-Trust

Nuria said to her boyfriend who was going on a road trip with his friends "I trust you Alex. Just remember one thing, my trust and your bones with break together."

Polo Jersey

Sana, with a killer expression, says to her husband Sandy, "How did you get these lipstick marks on your Polo jersey?"

Sandy replies back, "Fails me dear. I wasn't even wearing the jersey at that time."

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Fortune teller

The fortune teller tells young John, "Son, I can see that there is a lot of studying in your future."

John says, "Listen Mr. Fortune teller, I am already studying a lot since the past 3 years. What I really need to know is when will I pass my exams!"

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Wife in Beauty parlour

Dean was seated at the reception of a beauty parlour for nearly 4 hours, waiting for his wife who had promised him that she would take only an hour to finish her beauty treatment.

Frustration was creeping in, when Dean felt a hand on his shoulder. It was a stunning woman who said to him, "Let's go, honey."

Dean looked around frantically and said to her in a whisper,  "Listen lady, my wife is in there and she might come here anytime. Maybe some other time."

The woman shouted at him, "You scoundrel!! I AM YOUR WIFE!!"

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Santa Banta joke - Demise

Santa : Sorry to learn about your father's demise. May his soul rest in peace. I am sure he has left you a lot.

Banta : Yes, he has.

Santa: Like what?

Banta: A lot of debt.

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Latvian joke

Boka: I had a typical Latvian meal today at a friend's place.

Poka: Really? What were you served?

Boka: Nothing!

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Anti joke-M.J.

Why did Michael Jackson call the school?

Because he wanted to give his children an education.

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Physics jokes-Well defined

When eight-year-old Tom was asked to define Newton's first law, he blabbered, "Bodies that are moving, should remain moving, and bodies that are resting will remain so unless their moms force them outta bed!"

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Ginger jokes-M. Jackson

Why is luck on the side of Ginger kiddos?

Cos they can have a room of their own when they stay at MJ's palace.

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Punny jokes - Thrown out

I still can't digest the fact that I was thrown out of a Calendar company!

What did I do? I just took a week off.

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Anti joke

Laurel: What is black and bad for your teeth?

Hardy: A Stone.

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Burial ground

John is driving with his 5 year old son and they pass a burial ground. John glances at his son Tod and says, "Can you guess why they can't bury me here?"

Tod asks, "Why?"

John replies, "Cos I ain't dead yet!"

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Pun joke

I turn on the shower, every time I remove my clothes in the bathroom.

Whose fun

Lisa told her mother she was going out for her first date with Tom. When she returned home late in the night, her mother asked, "How did it go?" 

Lisa replied, "Well, Tom had a lot of fun."

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Bubba's daughter

Principal to teacher, "Do you know which one of your students is Bubba's daughter?"

Teacher replies, "Yes sir, she is the one who erases her notebook when I erase the blackboard."

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Don't like my cheese

In playschool, my 4 year old son was offered emmentaler cheese. He was not too happy about it and said to the lady serving the snacks, "Miss, I don't want holes in my cheese."

The lady replied, "It's all right honey, just bite around the holes and leave them on your dish."

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In a great hurry

Jim, the salesman was in a rush to reach the Tendon Railway station. He asked the farm-owner, "Sir, can you please let me pass through your field instead of going around it? I need to catch the 3:35 train and I am in a great hurry!"  

The farm owner replied, "Feel free to go. If my bulldog sees you, you might even catch the 3:15 train."

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