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Showing posts with label Short funny jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Short funny jokes. Show all posts
Monday, November 2, 2009
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Short funny jokes-Jewish lady
In the University of Texas student newspaper: "Sweet, little old Jewish lady wishes to correspond with UT undergraduate. Prefers six-foot male with brown eyes answering to initials J.D.B.
Signed, "His Mother."
Signed, "His Mother."
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Halloween jokes-Monster at the door
A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad, dad' he said, 'there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face'
'Tell him you've already got one,' said his father!
'Tell him you've already got one,' said his father!
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Clean jokes,
Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes
Friday, October 30, 2009
Short funny jokes-Crazy
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path
A: They take the psycho path
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Thursday, October 29, 2009
Birthday party jokes-Candles in the toilet
Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
Labels:
Kids Jokes,
Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Short funny jokes-Policeman's help
"Once when I was lost.. I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him…Do you think we'll ever find them.?
He said..I don't know kid.. there are so many places they can hide."
He said..I don't know kid.. there are so many places they can hide."
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Sunday, October 25, 2009
Short funny jokes-New fifty cent coin
A spokesperson for the U. S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being issued to honor two great American patriots.
On one side of the coin would be Teddy Roosevelt and on the other side, Nathan Hale.
Asked why two people were going to be on the same coin, the official replied, "Now, when you toss a coin you can simply call,
'Ted's or Hale's'."
On one side of the coin would be Teddy Roosevelt and on the other side, Nathan Hale.
Asked why two people were going to be on the same coin, the official replied, "Now, when you toss a coin you can simply call,
'Ted's or Hale's'."
Labels:
Clean jokes,
Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Hilarious short jokes-Form filling
An actress was filling up a form.
There was a column in the form where one was required to state martial status.
Married/ Unmarried.
And she wrote: Occasionally Married.
There was a column in the form where one was required to state martial status.
Married/ Unmarried.
And she wrote: Occasionally Married.
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Hilarious jokes,
Short funny jokes,
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Short funny jokes-Australian zoo
What's the difference between an Australian zoo and a English zoo?
An Australian zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe.."
An Australian zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe.."
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Short funny jokes-New husband
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Hilarious short jokes-Mr. Softy
Two men were grumbling over their problems. The first man said, "My wife left me for a man who drives an ice cream truck."
His friend began to ask, "You mean..."
"Yeah," the first guy replied. "She left me for Mr. Softy."
His friend began to ask, "You mean..."
"Yeah," the first guy replied. "She left me for Mr. Softy."
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Short funny jokes-Bottom of the ocean
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.
A: A nervous wreck.
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Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes,
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Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Short funny jokes-Laundry
How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable."
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable."
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Friday, September 25, 2009
Short funny jokes-Hurricanes
Why were hurricanes usually named after women?
Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.
Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Short funny jokes-Hijackers' demands
A group of terrorists hijacked a plane full of politicians.
They called down to ground control with their list of demands and added that if their demands weren't met, they would release one politician every hour.
They called down to ground control with their list of demands and added that if their demands weren't met, they would release one politician every hour.
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Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes,
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Saturday, September 19, 2009
Short funny jokes-Ink
Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink?"
Because it was always running out of the pen.
Because it was always running out of the pen.
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Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Short funny jokes-Hearing loss
What's the most common cause of hearing loss amongst men?
Wife saying she wants to talk to him.
Wife saying she wants to talk to him.
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Friday, September 11, 2009
Short funny jokes-Whiter
Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide.
Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.
Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.
Labels:
Clean jokes,
Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Short funny jokes-Punishment
What is the best punishment for a woman?
Give her new clothes,
matching her jewelry,
and nice cosmetics and then,
lock her in a room without a mirror
Give her new clothes,
matching her jewelry,
and nice cosmetics and then,
lock her in a room without a mirror
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Short funny jokes-Worse
What's worse finding a worm in a apple?
A half eaten worm!
A half eaten worm!
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