Hilarious short jokes-Birthday gift

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Short funny jokes-Sick and tired

"How are things going with you?"
"So so. I left my job, because of illness and fatigue."
"Sorry to hear that. What happened?"
"My boss got sick and tired of me."

Short jokes-Moos

Why are mooos afraid ?
Because they're all cow words.

Short funny jokes-For the first time

The little girl went to church for the first time. As she was leaving with her parents, the minister asked how she had liked church.
"I liked the music," she replied, "but the commercial was too long."

Birthday party jokes-What game

Q. What party game do rabbits like to play?
A. Musical Hares!

Short funny jokes-Toilet

Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look a bit flushed!

Short funny jokes-Truly married

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife isn't saying.

Hilarious short jokes-Contacts

A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."
The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."
The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"

Birthday party jokes-Melted

Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake?
The candles melted in the oven.

Hilarious short jokes-Tech Support

Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.

Short funny jokes-Canada

* Why did the Canadian cross the road?
- He saw some American do it on TV.

* How do you spell Canada?
- C-EH
N-EH D-EH

SMS jokes-Cat with no legs

Q: What do you call a cat with no arms and no legs?
A: Dog food.

Short funny jokes-Dumb blonde

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.

Clean jokes-Dead

Two hunters are out in the wild hunting, when out of nowhere, one of the hunters falls to the ground. The other hunter checks if he's breathing, but there's no sign of life, so he calls 911: "Please! Help me! I think my friend is dead!"
The operator says: "ok, ok, calm down, first, make sure if he's dead". After a short moment of silence, a gunshot is heard, then the frantic hunter says: "ok, now what?!"

Short funny jokes-Exclamatory

Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road.
Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW !

Funny farm jokes-Bug flew into a barn

A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder.

Short funny jokes-Wife wants to jump

Husband to Hotel Manager: Please come fast, My wife wants to die & trying to jump out of the window.
Hotel Manager: It’s your matter, what can I do, sir?
Husband: The window is not opening, idiot !

Birthday party jokes-Older

When I was a child my family was so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older.

SMS jokes-Fries

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?

Short funny jokes-Hydrogen atoms

Two hydrogen atoms meet.
One says "I've lost my electron."
The other says "Are you sure?"
The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."