Short funny jokes-Third floor on fire

Interviewer: Just imagine you are in the third floor, it caught fire. How will you escape?
Man: It's very simple i will stop my imagination.

Short funny jokes-Steamroller

Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ?
He wanted to grow mash potatoes!

Short funny jokes-Sense of humor

Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.

Short funny jokes-Gray and brown

What has 2 gray legs and 2 brown legs?
A. An elephant with diarrhea.

Sardar jokes-Inconsolable

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

Short funny jokes-Private

Q. What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A. A private tutor.

Short funny jokes-Mental hospital

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27.
She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty.
"Good," says the man. "That means I must have really escaped."

Hillbilly jokes-Eat

How many hillbillies does it take eat a 'possum?
- Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.

Short funny jokes-Tongue

A little boy while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue?
Father: Very long...!

Short funny jokes-Too hot

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

Short funny jokes-Beast

Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was losing his temper. Be careful, he said to his wife. You'll bring out the beast in me.
So what?his wife shot back. Who's afraid of a mouse?

Short funny jokes-Legal documents

What animals are on legal documents?
- Seals

Sardar jokes-Open door

Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

Short funny jokes-Losing on American Idol

Top 3 Signs You're Probably Going To Lose on American Idol
1. Vegas bookies say the Blue Jays have better odds of winning the World Series.
2. North Korea says they'll stop producing enriched uranium if you get voted off.
3. Your own mother says, "You're great, but I'm really a big fan of Sanjiya!"

Short funny jokes-Doubt

If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not to kiss a pretty girl,
Always give her the benefit of the doubt.

Short funny jokes-Planning for the future

Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys 2 cases of beer instead of one.

Short funny jokes-Dentist

Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned!

Short funny jokes-Drunkard in trial

A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have A scotch and soda."

Short funny jokes-Siamese twins

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?
A: So the other one could drive.

Short funny jokes-Who cares

Who cares about Russia? What did they ever give us, really? That stinkin' dressing? We had ketchup and mayonnaise the whole time, people.