Short funny joke-Gay Milkman

Q: What do you call a gay milkman?
A: A Dairy Queen.

Funny jokes-Pick up line

What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas?
Nice tooth!

Short funny jokes-Snooker table

Question. How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Answer. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.

Short funny jokes-To keep an Irishman busy

Q: How do you keep an Irishman busy for hours?
A: Give him a card with "PTO" on both sides.

Short funny jokes-New camera

Q. Did you hear about the new Japanese camera?
A. It's so fast it can catch a woman with her mouth closed.

Sardar jokes-Left a fortune

Santa : "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
His wife Jasmeet : "Honey, I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

Short funny jokes-Smart ass

What is the definition of a smart ass?

Someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.

Animal jokes-Elephant crossing road

Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?

A: Chicken's day off.

Short funny jokes-Play marbles

Mummy, mummy can I play marbles now?
Shut up son, you can't use grandpa's glass eye today!

Short funny jokes - Working late

A young accountant stayed late at the office day after day.

Finally, the boss called him in and asked for an explanation.

"Well, you see sir," he stammered, "my wife works, too -- and if I get home before she does, I have to cook the dinner."

Short funny jokes-Next period

What did the Dracula say to his teacher?
See you next Period!

Short funny poem - Your name

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.

Then I wrote your name on my heart . . .

and I got Heart Attack .

Jokes funny short - Men and Women

What's the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need;

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need

Short funny jokes-In flight

Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?
It's not because of the film's content, it's because the people in the film are eating better than the people on board.

Short funny jokes - surrender

A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.

A person who surrenders when not SURE, is WISE.

A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

Aboriginal jokes-With a gun

Q: What do you call an Abo with a gun?
A: Sir.

Short funny jokes - Moscow the capital of China

A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: "Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!"

The priest inquired: "Why must you pray so, my child?"

Girl: "That's what I've written in my answer sheet in the examination!"

Short funny jokes - Love Marriage or Arranged Marriage

Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"

It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".

Hilarious short jokes-King Soloman's temple

Q: Where is King Soloman's temple?

A: On the side of his head!

Really Silly jokes - Riddles

Joke 1#: Why did the student eat her HW? The teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Joke 2#: What kind of storm is always in a rush? A Hurry Cain.

Joke 3#:What do you get when you mix a car, a fly, and a dog? A Flying Carpet!

Joke 4#: Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his food? He was stuffed.

Joke 5#:What does a farmer use to count his cattle? A COWculator.