Joke 1#: Why did the student eat her HW? The teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Joke 2#: What kind of storm is always in a rush? A Hurry Cain.
Joke 3#:What do you get when you mix a car, a fly, and a dog? A Flying Carpet!
Joke 4#: Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his food? He was stuffed.
Joke 5#:What does a farmer use to count his cattle? A COWculator.