One line jokes-No shortage

There will never be a shortage of Arithmetic teachers as they are always multiplying.

Really funny jokes-Double positive

Professor Kachwala, a linguistics teacher at Narsee Monjee was in the middle of his lecture.

He said, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. However, there are some languages like Russian, in which a double negative remains a negative. But there is not a single language in the world, in which a double positive can convey a negative."

Asad, a student, sitting in the last bench retorted, "Yeah, right."

Short funny jokes-Drunk chicken

Santa: What can drunk chicken give you?

Banta: Scotch eggs!

Kids jokes-Were you in Noah's ark?

My five-year-old boy, Neel, loves to sit on his grandfather's lap and listen to stories read out to him. One day, after his grandfather had told him the story about Noah's ark, and how Noah led pairs of different animals to the safety of the ark, Neel asked, "Grandpa, you are so old, I am sure you were also in Noah's ark, were you?"

His grandfather replied, "No, my dear".

Neel asked, "In that case, how is it that you survived the flood?"

Really funny jokes-Double room

Jim, a traveling salesman goes to a hotel late in the night and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk is completing the formalities, Jim looks around and finds a stunning blonde seated in the lobby. He tells the clerk to excuse him for a moment and heads to the lobby. He is back in a minute with the blonde on his arm.

"Fancy banging into my wife here," he tells the clerk. "Guess I'll need a double room after all."

Next morning, when Jim comes to settle his bill, he finds the amount to be $4200. "What the hell is this?" he yells at the clerk. "I have been here for just a night!"

"You are right, Sir," says the clerk, "but your wife has been here for 4 weeks."

Hilarious jokes-Civil War

Jany, a blonde tourist, could not resist asking it any more, so she questioned the guide, "Give me a good reason why so many of the famous Civil War battles had to be fought on National Park Sites?"

One line jokes-Skinny woman

Facts of life: Outside every skinny woman is a fat guy, trying to get in.