Really funny jokes-Disturbed Anthropologist

James, an anthropologist decides to study the natives of a distant tropical island. He goes there, finds a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote location where he would make his collections. The river takes them downstream, and in the eve of the of the second day, they hear the distant sound of drums. Being the nervous types, James is disturbed by the sound of the drums and asks the guide, "What are those drums?"

The guide replies, "Drums OK, but VERY BAD when they stop."

Then, after a few hours, the drums suddenly stop! James is nervous as hell and he shouts at the guide: "Those Drums have stopped, what now?"

The guide bends down, covers his head with his hands and says, "Bass Solo".

Short funny jokes-Check ride

Two pilots are discussing their first check ride. One pilot says to the other - A check ride ought to be like a skirt: Short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover everything.

Funny jokes-The Queen's undergarments

The latest sale on eBay
- a pair of undergarments that once belonged to Queen Elizabeth.

The price
- a little above a hundred thousand dollars.

The winning bidder could not be identified but his user name was "one sick bugger."

Doctor jokes-Change a light bulb

How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant.

Three. They'd also like to remove the socket as you aren't using it now.

One line jokes-Darwin

I said to my son, Neel - if Darwin was correct, you will probably figure it out in a few million years.

Hilarious jokes-When I am old

Tina asks Bill, "Will you love me when I'm old and graying?"

Bill replies, "Just love you? I shall admire you. I shall worship the very ground that you walk on. I shall...", then asks hesitantly, "you're not going to look like your mother, are you?"

Really funny jokes-You might be an E.R. Doctor if

You Might Be an E.R. Doctor if...

* your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion.
* discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you.
* you think that caffeine should be available in IV form.
* you get an almost irresistible urge to stand and wolf your food even in the nicest restaurants.
* you believe the waiting room should be equipped with a Valium fountain.
* you say to yourself "great veins" when looking at complete strangers.
* you believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy it is quiet around here."
* you have ever referred to someone's death as a transfer to the "Eternal Care Unit".
* you have ever had a patient say, "But I'm not pregnant, I can't be pregnant. How can I be having a baby?"
* you have ever had a patient look you straight in the eye and say "I have no idea how that got stuck in there".
* your most common assessment question is "what changed tonight to make it an emergency after 6 (hours, days, weeks, months, years)?"

Short funny jokes-Music in Church

Q: Why can't skeletons play music in church?

A: They need organs to play !

Eskimo relative

Q: Agent 007 has an Eskimo relative. Can you guess his name?

A: It's Polar Bond