Bubba's daughter

Principal to teacher, "Do you know which one of your students is Bubba's daughter?"

Teacher replies, "Yes sir, she is the one who erases her notebook when I erase the blackboard."

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Similar clothes

Mrs. Yadav took her 8 kids to the park to play. An old man could not contain his curiosity and asked her, "Why are they all wearing similar clothes of the same colour?"

Mrs. Yadav smiled and replied, "There was a time when we had just 3 kids and I would make them wear similar clothes so that they don't get lost."

"But now", she said, "I make them wear similar clothes so that I don't take home any kid that does not belong to us!'

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Don't like my cheese

In playschool, my 4 year old son was offered emmentaler cheese. He was not too happy about it and said to the lady serving the snacks, "Miss, I don't want holes in my cheese."

The lady replied, "It's all right honey, just bite around the holes and leave them on your dish."

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I got fired!

Pablo worked as a labourer at a construction site. One day he came home early from work, so his son asked him why he had returned home before his usual time.

Pablo replied, "I got fired!"

His son asked, "Why?"

Pablo said to his son, "Do you know who a supervisor is? He is the bloke who just fools around all day, watching the other guys work and doing nuthin'."

The son said, "All right, but how is that connected to your getting fired?"

Pablo replied, "The supervisor was envious of me. All of them folks thought I was the supervisor!"


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In a great hurry

Jim, the salesman was in a rush to reach the Tendon Railway station. He asked the farm-owner, "Sir, can you please let me pass through your field instead of going around it? I need to catch the 3:35 train and I am in a great hurry!"  

The farm owner replied, "Feel free to go. If my bulldog sees you, you might even catch the 3:15 train."

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Old granny

Alvaro was the salesman at a used car selling outlet. He was worried to see a customer come back with the car he had sold only a day before. Alvaro had told the customer that the car was driven only by an old granny.

Alvaro asked the customer, “Is everything ok?”

The customer replied, “Yeah, just dropped by to return a couple of things that the ‘old granny’ left under the seat – some packs of Marlboros and half a bottle of rum!”

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Late at work again

Mr. Jones says angrily to his secretary Mary, "You are late at work twice this week! What is the meaning of this?"

Mary replies, "It means it's only Tuesday!"


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