Really funny jokes-Best memory

A Man and his son were hiking in the grand canyon. The go around some bends, over some hills, and through some nooks. They round the bend and see a native American sitting on a rock.

The father points to the native American and says, "son, native Americans have the best memory of any peoples in the world."

The young son thinks he's quite the smart one and goes up to the native American and says, "What did you have for breakfast last Tuesday."

Without hesitation the Native American responds, "eggs." The son is impressed and goes on with the hike with his father.

30 years later the son is now a grown man, and is hiking the same trail with his own son. He goes around the same bends, over the same hills, and lo and behold, rounds the corner and there is that same native American on the same rock.

He's an older wiser man now, and will really test this native American. He walks up, raises his hand in greeting and says "HOW"

Native American responds, "Scrambled."

One line jokes-Hammer

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

Hilarious jokes-Complicated family

Robert and Sam had become friends recently. They were sitting in a coffee shop and trying to get to know each other.

Robert: “Tell me something about your family.”

Sam: “Sure thing. I have two brothers and two sisters. What about you?”

Robert: “No siblings. But I have three moms because of my first dad and three dads because of my first mom.”

Good jokes-Services operating jointly

One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language.

For example, if you told Navy personnel to secure a building, they would turn off the lights and lock the doors.

Army personnel would occupy the building so no one could enter.

Marines would assault the building, capture it, and defend it with suppressive fire and close combat.

The Air Force, on the other hand, would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy.

Really funny jokes-History repeats itself

Bobby’s five year old received a water gun from his grandfather. The kid was mighty pleased and instantly ran to the tap to fill it up. Bobby was a little anxious.

Bobby: “Dad, I wonder what made you buy that gift, don’t you remember how I used to harass you and drive you crazy?”

Dad (with a twinkle in his eyes): “Sure, I do. I do.”

Football jokes-Tennessee Titans fans

What do you get when you put the girlfriends of a dozen Tennessee Titans fans in one room?

A full set of teeth!

Lawyer jokes-Hilarious quotes

Quotes by Lawyers

Q: Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

Q: Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

Q: Were you alone or by yourself?

Q: How long have you been a French Canadian?

Q: Do you have any children or anything of that kind?

Q: So you were gone until you returned?