Really funny jokes-Stuck under the bridge

Brian Moore was driving his truck when he approached a bridge with a sign saying 12 foot max. headroom. He slowed down wondering if he could drive under it or not.

"I'll sure give it a try," he thought only to discover that his truck got stuck underneath it.

Brian got back in his seat, poured out a cup of coffee and lit a cigarette. A cop arrived a short time later and knocked on the cab door which Brian immediately opened.

"What do you think you are doing?" demanded the cop in a sharp tone.

"Sure I'm having a tea break," replied Brian

"And what work do you do?" inquired the cop.

"I deliver bridges," replied Brian.

Short funny jokes-Dough

Laurel : Why are dollars called dough?

Hardy : Because we all knead it.

Hilarious jokes-Things to do in the toilet stall

There are quite a few pranks that my friends at the gym would play while sitting in a toilet stall.

1. Gina once stuck her palm open under the stall wall and asked her neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Jack said to nobody in particular "OMG, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Bobby would cheer and clap loudly every time somebody broke the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Patrick once said, "Well, I've never seen that color before."

5. Pablo, the practical joker, once dropped a marble and said, "Heavens!! My glass eye!!"

6. Tom said, "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Ryder grunted and strained real loud for 30 seconds and then dropped something into the toilet bowl from eight feet high..then sighed relaxingly.

8. Ryan said, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Bobby said, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Pablo once filled up a container with Mountain Dew, squirted it erratically under the stall walls of his neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Tom said, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters."

12. Jack, using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and dropped it under the stall wall of his neighbor. Then said, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

13. Bobby said "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

14. Patrick said, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot!!"

15. Ryan said, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

16. Ryder played a well known drum cadence over and over again on his butt cheeks.

17. Before he unrolled toilet paper, Pablo conspicuously laid down his "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

18. Patrick once lowered a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so he could see his neighbor and said, "Peek-a-boo!"

19. Gina once dropped a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sang "Born Free"

20. Jack took a Snickers candy bar with him, squished it in his hand, reached under the stall wall and said "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."

Really funny jokes-Debbie had a gun

Debbie was cleaning her attic one day, when she discovered an old shotgun lying in a corner. Not sure what to do with it or how to get rid of it, she called her mother in Michigan to ask what to do.

Her mother had a suggestion. "Take it to the police station," she said and put the phone down.

Within seconds, her mother called back and said to Debbie, "Don't forget to call them first and inform them you're coming."

Good jokes-Borrow the book

Bennett asks his friend Ernest, "Hey, can you lend me your book titled 'How To Become A Billionaire'?"

Ernest says, "Wait a minute, I'll get it for you".

When Ernest gives him the book, Bennett comments, "Thank you, buddy, but half the pages are missing!!"

Ernest replies, "So what? Isn't half a billion enough for you?"

Short funny jokes-Cross stream and brook

Tom: What do you get if you decide to cross a stream and a brook?

Jerry: Wet feet.

Really funny jokes-My money

Bob and Betty are just married and choose Hawaii for their honeymoon. They were in their hotel room discussing which tourist spots to visit, when Bob tried to assert himself by commenting, "If it weren't for my money, we wouldn't be here at all!"

Betty replied, "Darling, if it weren't for your money, not only would we not be in Hawaii, we wouldn't be on a honeymoon, nor would there be any "we" in the first place."