Short funny jokes-Kids

Q. Can you define Adults?

A. They are just kids with money.

Hilarious jokes-Hungry Rip

An Sea monster, Rip and a Sea serpent, Jin were friends. They were swimming around looking for food. They came across a ship that was hauling potatoes. Rip, the sea monster, swam underneath the ship, toppled it and ate everything on the ship.

After some time, they came across another ship, again carrying potatoes. Rip again went on a rampage, turned the ship upside down and ate everything the ship was carrying.

They found a third ship which was also hauling potatoes and Rip attacked once again and gobbled up everything.

Finally his friend Jin asked him, "Why do you keep toppling those ships full of potatoes and eating everything on board?"

Rip replied, "I wish I had not done that, but it's impossible to stop once I start. Everyone knows you can't eat just one potato ship."

Really funny jokes-If you didn't use

Sam and Jill, a not-so-well-to-do couple, go to a very exclusive hotel to stay for the night. The manager immediately recognized their worth but could not ask them to leave, so he decided to act smart.

The next morning, when the couple came down to settle their dues, they were surprised to find a bill of $4000 waiting for them.

Sam was annoyed and said, "What is the meaning of this? We just spent a night in this hotel!"

The manager said, "You have to understand this is a very expensive hotel. We have golf courts, tennis courts, swimming pools, gyms, pubs and restaurants, all this is very expensive to maintain."

Sam protested,"But we didn't use any of these!"

The manager said, "If you didn't use the facilities, that's your problem."

Sam said, "In that case, you owe me $1000. You see, my wife here is a call girl who charges $5000 a night, so please settle your bill."

"Why should I pay?" the manager was taken aback, "I didn't sleep with your wife!"

Sam replied quickly, "If you didn't use her services - that's your problem!"

Short funny jokes-Duck

Tom: Tell me the difference between a duck and a co-pilot?

Jerry: A duck can fly.

Sardar jokes-Table manners

Santa : Are my table manners good if I eat fried chicken with your fingers?

Banta: No, you need to eat your fingers separately.