Hilarious jokes-Village blacksmith

The village blacksmith, Joe was looking for an apprentice and was happy to find his wife's brother Pip, who was willing to work hard for long hours.

Joe immediately began giving instructions to Pip, "When I remove the shoe from the fire, I'll put it on the anvil; and as soon as I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer."

Pip, the apprentice did exactly as he told. Now Pip is the village blacksmith.

One line jokes-No shortage

There will never be a shortage of Arithmetic teachers as they are always multiplying.

Really funny jokes-Double positive

Professor Kachwala, a linguistics teacher at Narsee Monjee was in the middle of his lecture.

He said, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. However, there are some languages like Russian, in which a double negative remains a negative. But there is not a single language in the world, in which a double positive can convey a negative."

Asad, a student, sitting in the last bench retorted, "Yeah, right."

Short funny jokes-Drunk chicken

Santa: What can drunk chicken give you?

Banta: Scotch eggs!

Kids jokes-Were you in Noah's ark?

My five-year-old boy, Neel, loves to sit on his grandfather's lap and listen to stories read out to him. One day, after his grandfather had told him the story about Noah's ark, and how Noah led pairs of different animals to the safety of the ark, Neel asked, "Grandpa, you are so old, I am sure you were also in Noah's ark, were you?"

His grandfather replied, "No, my dear".

Neel asked, "In that case, how is it that you survived the flood?"