Short funny jokes-Robots

In about 50 years, Robots will be doing most of the work which human do not like to do; especially illegal robots from Mexico.

Hilarious jokes-Air traffic controllers

What do air traffic controllers and pilots have in common?

If a pilot does a goof-up, the pilot dies.
If Air Traffic Control does a goof-up, the pilot dies.

New Federal Aviation Administration motto:
'We're not happy till you're not happy.'

Aviation jokes-Basic Flying Rules

Basic Flying Rules:

1. Try to stay in the middle of the air.

2. Do not go near the edges of it.

3. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly in the edges.

Light bulb jokes-Nurses

How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb?
None, as they simply have a nursing assistant to do it.
As many as the doctor orders.

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the bulb will have to spend five hours in the waiting room.

Short funny jokes-Two sticks

Can you imagine a guy so dumb that his teacher gave him two sticks and he became a drummer, but lost one and became a conductor.