Short funny jokes-Front teeth

The joker had a bad fall and lost his front teeth. It was no laughing matter.

Doctor jokes-Duck analysis

Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, "Looks like a duck, flies like a duck... it's probably a duck," shoots at it but misses and the bird flies away.

The next bird flies overhead, and the pathologist looks at it, then looks through the pages of a bird manual, and says, "Hmmmm...green wings, yellow bill, quacking sound...might be a duck." He raises his gun to shoot it, but the bird is long gone.

A third bird flies over. The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking, brings the bird down, and turns to the pathologist and says, "Go see if that was a duck."

Funny jokes-How long?

A Swede man goes to a lumber yard to buy some lumbers of eight feet length in particular.

The salesman of the yard asked the Swede: “How long do you want them?”

The Swede: “For quite long, you see, I am building a house.”

Really funny jokes-Anything for wife?

"And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two.

"No thank you," the gentleman replied. "That will be all."

As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee on the bed. "Anything for your wife ?" he asked.

"Yeah! That's a good idea," the fellow said. "Please bring up a postcard."

One line jokes-Hotel

A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business.