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Showing posts with label short humor jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label short humor jokes. Show all posts
Monday, December 17, 2012
One line jokes-Follow your dreams
Follow your dreams, except the one where you’re at school in your underwear.
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Friday, December 14, 2012
Animal jokes-Pampered cow
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
Spoiled milk.
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Wednesday, December 12, 2012
Funny jokes-Look fat?
When your wife asks, "Do I look fat?"
The correct response is, "Do I look stupid?"
The correct response is, "Do I look stupid?"
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Tuesday, December 11, 2012
SMS jokes-Reruns
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in West Virginia?
Documentaries.
Documentaries.
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Monday, December 10, 2012
Short funny jokes-Bored housewife
Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife, 41, who was looking for some hot action! So I sent her my ironing. That'll keep her busy.
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Short funny jokes,
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Saturday, December 8, 2012
Funny jokes-Losing hair
Boss: “Sam, you are still so young. Why have you lost so much hair.”
Sam: “Yes sir, it's worry and tension.”
Boss: “What worry?”
Sam: “Losing my hair, sir.”
Sam: “Yes sir, it's worry and tension.”
Boss: “What worry?”
Sam: “Losing my hair, sir.”
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Short funny jokes,
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Thursday, December 6, 2012
Short funny jokes-Sentimental value
Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good, it only has sentimental value.
Mugger: That's all right. I AM sentimental.
Mugger: That's all right. I AM sentimental.
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Tuesday, December 4, 2012
Short funny jokes-A ring
A girl asked her boyfriend: 'Darling, if we get engaged, will you give me a ring?'
The boy replied, "Sure, what's your phone number?'
The boy replied, "Sure, what's your phone number?'
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Short funny jokes,
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Saturday, December 1, 2012
One line jokes-Focus on others
We're not truly happy until we focus on others.
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Wednesday, November 28, 2012
Celebrity jokes-Internet address
Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?
A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes,
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Thursday, November 22, 2012
Short funny jokes-Fat and drunk
Apparently, teenagers are soaking Gummy bears in vodka and then eating them to get drunk. It does make me somewhat proud to be an American, because we finally found a way to get fat and drunk at the same time.
-Jimmy Kimmel
-Jimmy Kimmel
Sunday, November 18, 2012
Short funny jokes-Is it yours?
"Dad, I'm pregnant," declared the daughter.
"Hold on a second. Are you certain it's yours?" the Polish father responded.
"Hold on a second. Are you certain it's yours?" the Polish father responded.
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Wednesday, November 14, 2012
One line jokes-Help others
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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Monday, November 12, 2012
Short funny jokes-Half job
A student went to a bookstore to buy a Maths book.
The shopkeeper told him, "This book will do half the job for you,"
The student replied "Great, I will buy two of those"
The shopkeeper told him, "This book will do half the job for you,"
The student replied "Great, I will buy two of those"
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Good jokes,
Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes
Thursday, November 8, 2012
Hilarious jokes-Indecisive
Statement by a candidate in Washington State during the 2000 campaign:
"...and if elected, I will not be, as my opponent has been in office, undecisive, uh, indecisive."h
"...and if elected, I will not be, as my opponent has been in office, undecisive, uh, indecisive."h
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
Obama jokes-Nintendo for the Pope
“So they gave the Queen an iPod. I remember when British Prime Minister Gordon Brown was here, the Obamas gave him a DVD box set. So, it looks like they’re saving the big gift, the Nintendo, for the Pope.”
–Jay Leno
–Jay Leno
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Really Funny Jokes,
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Friday, November 2, 2012
Short funny jokes-Party game
What is a party game played by Swedes?
One Swede goes into a box and the other Swede tries to guess which Swede is in it.
One Swede goes into a box and the other Swede tries to guess which Swede is in it.
Monday, October 29, 2012
Adult jokes-Curly hair
In a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point. The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair?
Apparently, it's Africa.
Apparently, it's Africa.
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Short funny jokes,
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Saturday, October 27, 2012
Obama jokes-Unusual gift
“It’s a great day for our president, Barack Obama, who got to meet the Queen of England today. She very regally gave him a photograph of her, and he gave her an iPod! That’s quite an unusual gift from the President. Usually he gives out about $150 million.”
–Craig Ferguson
–Craig Ferguson
Thursday, October 25, 2012
Celebrity jokes-Snoop Dogg and 50 Cent
Q: What did Snoop Dogg say to 50 Cent when he saw him putting on a sweater?
A: Hey G, you knit?
A: Hey G, you knit?
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Good jokes,
Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes
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