Short funny jokes-Tooth and nail

John, the dentist and Jacob, the manicurist had an argument.
They fought tooth and nail.

Short funny jokes-Odor eaters

Did you hear about the filthy old biker who put Odor Eaters in his riding boots?

Three days later, he disappeared.

Twitter joke

Gary gets into a cab.

Cab Driver: Guess you are in town for the Twitter convention?

Gary. You are right. I could learn so much.

Cab Driver: Any pointers you would like to share?

Gary: Yes, follow That_Car.

Funny puns-Raining

It's raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn't reindeer.

SMS jokes-Where are you?

Bf: Babe, What r u doing?

Gf: Nothing! Tired...just going 2 sleep now Honey! What about u Sweetheart?

Bf: In d Club, standing behind u.

Short funny jokes-Hippie

How do you get a hippie out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

Short funny jokes-First people in North America

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.

Clean jokes-Winning Knight Riders team

Q. What's the difference between a winning Kolkata Knight Riders team and a UFO?

A. Someone has seen a UFO.

Diet Plan

Tina : I am much at ease on the second day of my diet.

Rina : Is that becuase the body adapts to the diet plan by then?
 
Tina: No, it's because I would have given up by the next day.

One line jokes-Hammer

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

Clean jokes-APPLE and BLACKBERRY

Our parents taught us the meaning of APPLE and BLACKBERRY

Now

We are teaching them the features of APPLE and BLACKBERRY . .

SMS jokes-Reruns

What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in West Virginia?

Documentaries.

One line jokes-Ruin

A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.

Short funny jokes-Sentimental value

Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good, it only has sentimental value.

Mugger: That's all right. I AM sentimental.

Celebrity jokes-Internet address

Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?

A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.

Short funny jokes-New law

A new law was recently passed in West Virginia. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

Short funny jokes-Is it yours?

"Dad, I'm pregnant," declared the daughter.

"Hold on a second. Are you certain it's yours?" the Polish father responded.

French jokes

Which ghost was president of France?
Charles de Ghoul'

What is the Guillotine?
A French chopping centre.

Short funny jokes-Hurricanes and tornadoes

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

What is a tornado ?
Mother nature doing the twist !

Funny jokes-Yoga treatment

A boy had a bad habit of smoking.

His parents sent him to yoga classes for treatment

Now...

He can smoke with his feet too!