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- He saw some American do it on TV.
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Showing posts with label SMS jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SMS jokes. Show all posts
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Monday, August 10, 2009
SMS jokes-Cat with no legs
Q: What do you call a cat with no arms and no legs?
A: Dog food.
A: Dog food.
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Short funny jokes,
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Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Short funny jokes-Wife wants to jump
Husband to Hotel Manager: Please come fast, My wife wants to die & trying to jump out of the window.
Hotel Manager: It’s your matter, what can I do, sir?
Husband: The window is not opening, idiot !
Hotel Manager: It’s your matter, what can I do, sir?
Husband: The window is not opening, idiot !
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Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes,
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Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Birthday party jokes-Older
When I was a child my family was so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older.
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Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes,
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Saturday, August 1, 2009
SMS jokes-Fries
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?
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Short funny jokes,
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Sunday, July 26, 2009
Hilarious short jokes-A pun my word
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
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Friday, July 24, 2009
Short funny jokes-Talent
In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent,
Whereas a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36.
Whereas a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36.
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Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes,
SMS jokes
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Short funny jokes-Neurotic pig
What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?
You take me for grunted.
You take me for grunted.
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Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes,
SMS jokes
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Short funny jokes-Half drunk
Wife: What is the meaning of coming home half drunk at this time of night?
Husband: It's not my fault - I ran out of money.
Husband: It's not my fault - I ran out of money.
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Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes,
SMS jokes
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Short funny jokes-Hairy
What does a tarantula wish he had?
A hairy godmother
A hairy godmother
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Thursday, July 9, 2009
Sardar jokes-Black Tie Party
A Sardar received an invitation, to a party which said “Black Tie Only”!!
When he went to the party he was surprised to find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts as well !!!!
When he went to the party he was surprised to find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts as well !!!!
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sardar Jokes,
Short funny jokes,
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Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Short funny jokes-Lost
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled and asks her, "Is something bugging you? You look anxious."
"Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life savings in the stock market," she explained.
"Oh, that's too bad," the other girl sympathized. "I'm sure you're feeling sorry for him."
"Yeah, I am," she said. "He'll miss me."
"Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life savings in the stock market," she explained.
"Oh, that's too bad," the other girl sympathized. "I'm sure you're feeling sorry for him."
"Yeah, I am," she said. "He'll miss me."
Labels:
Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes,
SMS jokes
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Short funny jokes-Movie tickets
Husband : Today is Sunday. I want to really enjoy it. So, I have bought three movie tickets.....
Wife: Why three??
Husband : For you and your parents!
Wife: Why three??
Husband : For you and your parents!
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Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes,
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Short funny jokes-Surprised
"After a short hearing, Hillary Clinton was unexpectedly confirmed as secretary of state. Bill Clinton was so surprised he fell off his intern."
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Thursday, June 25, 2009
Short funny jokes-Nature
Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.
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Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes,
SMS jokes
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Hindi jokes-Shaadi
Shaadi se pehle shadi ke baad
Shaadi ke pehle ladki: Darling tum nahi toh main nahi… Aur main nahi toh tum nahi!
Shaadi ke baad ladki: Aaj ya toh tu nahi ya main nahi!!
Shaadi aur mobile
Shaadi aur mobile me kya similarity hai?
Sirf dimag me ek hi sooch aati hai ki,
Thode din aur ruk jata to naya model mil jata.
Shaadi ke pehle ladki: Darling tum nahi toh main nahi… Aur main nahi toh tum nahi!
Shaadi ke baad ladki: Aaj ya toh tu nahi ya main nahi!!
Shaadi aur mobile
Shaadi aur mobile me kya similarity hai?
Sirf dimag me ek hi sooch aati hai ki,
Thode din aur ruk jata to naya model mil jata.
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Hindi Jokes,
short humor jokes,
SMS jokes
Monday, June 15, 2009
Short funny jokes-Orders
Boss: Did you get any orders today?
Salesman: Yes, I got two!
Boss: Congratulations! What were they?
Salesman: "Get out!" and "Stay out!"
Salesman: Yes, I got two!
Boss: Congratulations! What were they?
Salesman: "Get out!" and "Stay out!"
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Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes,
SMS jokes
Friday, May 29, 2009
Short funny jokes-Eyesight
A man, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to his wife,
"I feel horrible, I look fat, ugly and out of shape. Pay me a compliment."
The wife replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
"I feel horrible, I look fat, ugly and out of shape. Pay me a compliment."
The wife replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
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Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes,
SMS jokes
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Short funny jokes-Park
What happens when you illegally park your frog?
It gets toad away
It gets toad away
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Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Short funny jokes-Bark
Short funny jokes-Bark
Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"
Sam: "I don't know."
Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."
Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"
Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"
Sam: "I don't know."
Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."
Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"
Labels:
Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes,
SMS jokes
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