Short funny jokes-Park

What happens when you illegally park your frog?
It gets toad away

Short funny jokes-Bark

Short funny jokes-Bark
Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"
Sam: "I don't know."
Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."
Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"

Short funny jokes-Difference

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
~ Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck.

Short funny jokes-Never out of bed

What do you call a policeman who never gets out of bed?
An undercover cop

Short funny jokes-History lesson

Like a lot of husbands throughout history, Webster would sit down and try to talk to his wife. But as soon as he would start to say something, his wife would say, "And what's that supposed to mean?"
Thus, Webster's Dictionary was born.

Short funny jokes-First step

One guy to another, "Last week I took the first step towards getting divorced."
"Did you see a lawyer?"
"No, I got married."

Short funny jokes-Milk problem

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
An udder failure

Short funny jokes-Puns

A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!!"
The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down; I'll fit you in... You'll just have to be a little patient."

Short funny jokes-In a hurry

There are two things men really want women to do in a hurry.
Dress
&
Undress !

Short funny jokes-Relax

Where do judges go to relax?
To the tennis court.

Short funny jokes-Domain names

Girls are like internet domain names...
The ones I like are already taken.

Short funny jokes-Fine for parking!

Policeman: You cant park your car here.
Driver: Why not?
Policeman: Read that sign.
Driver: I did. it says, "Fine for parking", so I parked.

Short jokes for kids-Closer

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Short funny jokes-Smoke

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to smoke!

Short funny jokes-Wheel

What happened when the wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.

Short humor jokesSubscription

Why did the Vampire subscribe to USA Today?
He heard it had great circulation.

Short funny jokes-Group of accountants

What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?
Go into town and gang-audit someone.

Funny jokes-Eleven

Why couldn't Tina write the number eleven ....

She didn't know which 1 came first.

Nokia SMS

Received following funny SMS on NOKIA cellphone. Enjoy!

Who is great? It's u
Who is smart? It's u
Who is sweetest? It's u
Who is jolly? It's u
Who is lying? Of course, it's me.


6 facts on Earth
1st fact : U can't touch all ur teeth with ur tongue.
2nd fact : After reading this , all fools will try it.
3rd fact : Now u will smiles Bcoz u have become a fool.
4th fact : Now u want 2 fool ur friends.
5th fact : Now u forward it 2 all fools.
6th fact : Fact 1 is false.


Dying man asks his wife.Our 4th son always looked different from the other 3 , did he have a different father ?
Wife : yes .
Man : Whose it ?Wife : Yours


Truth of life : "Mother's tears hit your heart and Wife's tears hit your pocket."

Short funny SMS jokes

Enjoy six short funny SMS jokes

Man : "I want to find out if I have the grounds for a divorce."
Lawyer: "Are you married?"
Man: "Why , yes, if course."
Lawyer " "Then you have grounds"


Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.He probably lies about other things too.


The world's thinnest book has only oneword written in it 'everything' and the book is titled:"What women want!"


There are two times a man doesn't understand a woman,before marriage and after marriage!


Why did you hit your husband with chair?
"I couldn't lift the table"


"You looked troubled" I told my friend , "what's your problem?"
He replied,"I'm going to be a father." "But that's wonderful",I said.
"What's wonderful? my wife doesn't know about it."