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Showing posts with label One line jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label One line jokes. Show all posts
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Sunday, January 13, 2013
One line jokes-When things go wrong
The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty.
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One line jokes,
Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes
Saturday, December 29, 2012
One line jokes-Down under
Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
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Saturday, December 22, 2012
One line jokes-Hammer
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
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One line jokes,
Short funny jokes,
SMS jokes
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Lawyer jokes-Hilarious quotes
Quotes by Lawyers
Q: Was that the same nose you broke as a child?
Q: Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?
Q: Were you alone or by yourself?
Q: How long have you been a French Canadian?
Q: Do you have any children or anything of that kind?
Q: So you were gone until you returned?
Q: Was that the same nose you broke as a child?
Q: Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?
Q: Were you alone or by yourself?
Q: How long have you been a French Canadian?
Q: Do you have any children or anything of that kind?
Q: So you were gone until you returned?
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Hilarious jokes,
One line jokes,
Short funny jokes
Monday, December 17, 2012
One line jokes-Follow your dreams
Follow your dreams, except the one where you’re at school in your underwear.
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One line jokes,
Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes
Sunday, December 9, 2012
Saturday, December 1, 2012
One line jokes-Focus on others
We're not truly happy until we focus on others.
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Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes
Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Clean jokes-Identity thief
Identity thief:
"I can't sit around here taking it easy.
I've got places to go and people to be!"
"I can't sit around here taking it easy.
I've got places to go and people to be!"
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Clean jokes,
One line jokes,
Short funny jokes
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
One line jokes-Help others
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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One line jokes,
Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes
Sunday, November 4, 2012
One line jokes-Going to Court
Going to Court means that your fate is in the hands of twelve people who were not good enough to get out of jury duty!
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Office jokes,
One line jokes,
Short funny jokes
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
One line jokes-Meetings
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, & never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings".
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Office jokes,
One line jokes,
Short funny jokes
Saturday, October 13, 2012
One line jokes-Roll on Deodorant
You are so bald that when you wear a turtleneck you look like a Roll on Deodorant.
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One line jokes,
Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes
Wednesday, October 3, 2012
One line jokes-So bald
A co-actor taunted Vin Diesel by saying:
You are so bald, I can see what you're thinking.
You are so bald, I can see what you're thinking.
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One line jokes,
Short funny jokes
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
One line jokes-Going insane
I have always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane.
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Short funny jokes,
short humor jokes
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
One line jokes-Follow your dreams
Follow your dreams, but not the one in which you’re in kindergarten in your underwear.
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One line jokes,
Short funny jokes
Thursday, August 30, 2012
One line jokes-Age
Experience doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes experience comes alone.
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One line jokes,
short humor jokes
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Office jokes-Get back on your feet
I went to a car dealership in my locality, and noticed they had found a creative way to warn customers who defaulted payments. Their sign said:
"The greatest way to get back on your feet - miss an installment payment."
"The greatest way to get back on your feet - miss an installment payment."
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Office jokes,
One line jokes
Sunday, August 12, 2012
Thursday, August 2, 2012
One line jokes-Lost voice
The below questions has always haunted me.....
If a swine loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If a swine loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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animal jokes,
One line jokes
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