One line jokes-Miracle drug

Liza: Do you believe in a miracle drug?

Donna : Sure I do. If it is now available at the same price as last year.

One line jokes-Fungus

My Grandpa says ex's are like fungus, they keep coming back.

One line jokes-Biology

Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.

One line jokes-Darwin

I said to my son, Neel - if Darwin was correct, you will probably figure it out in a few million years.

Really funny jokes- Classified classics

A compilation of hilarious classified classics!!!

** A superb and economical restaurant. Fine food, expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

** No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.

** Sale! Sale! An antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

** We don't tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

** Great chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

** Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

** Dinner Special - Turkey $2.75; Chicken or Beef $2.50; Children $2.00.

** Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

One line jokes-Amnesia

I liked the sound of the word "Amnesia", and then I could not remember it.

One line jokes-No shortage

There will never be a shortage of Arithmetic teachers as they are always multiplying.

One line jokes-Skinny woman

Facts of life: Outside every skinny woman is a fat guy, trying to get in.

Doctor jokes-God

God in the medical profession

Rick, the Intern, thinks of God.
Jim, the resident, prays to God,
Garry, the doctor talks to God, and
Jill, the nurse IS God.

Funny jokes-No kidding

I met a girl called Josie who told me about her exploits with the best athletes in college. When I said "no kidding", she thought I was talking about some kind of birth control.

One line jokes-Old ladies

A waiter goes to a corner table where three old ladies were having their dinner and asks, "Is ANYTHING okay?"

Pun-Catch up

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

Statistics joke-One in a million

My statistical view of the Chinese is that even if you are someone who is a one in a billion, there will still be a million more just like you.

One line jokes-Hotel

A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business.

One line jokes-Phone number

I asked a statistician for her phone number... and she gave me an estimate.

One line jokes-Diplomat

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

One line jokes-Reality

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

One line jokes-Old accountants

Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.

One line jokes-The post Office

The Post Office in the USA lost $5.1 billion last year making it the most successful government organization in history.

One line jokes-A girl's best friend

A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.