Short adult jokes - Seamen

What is long, hard and has lots of seamen in it?
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A submarine

Adult jokes-The Cock And Hens

The priest in a small village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church.But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning. During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up."No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up."No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up."No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?" All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

Adult jokes - Yard work

A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed.So the man says to his wife "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill!" She ignores the remark.Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm going to fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."

Short adult jokes - Men

Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their
Life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman...... Why?

Because ...

Home sweet home !

Adult jokes - Donation

A man and a woman were waiting in line at the hospital donation center.Man: 'What are you doing here today?'Woman: 'Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me 200 bucks for it.'Man: 'Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me 1000 bucks.'The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the same line.Man: 'Hi there! Here to donate blood again?'Woman: (shaking her head with mouth closed) 'Unh unh.'