Sam asks his friend Fred, "What are the first signs of old age?"
Fred replies, "Wrinkles?"
Sam says, "No."
Fred says, "Hair loss?"
Sam says, "No."
Fred asks, "Medicines?"
Sam says, "No."
Fred asks, "Then what??"
Sam replies, "When your wife stops suspecting you!"
Fred replies, "Wrinkles?"
Sam says, "No."
Fred says, "Hair loss?"
Sam says, "No."
Fred asks, "Medicines?"
Sam says, "No."
Fred asks, "Then what??"
Sam replies, "When your wife stops suspecting you!"