David saw his colleague Alfred walk into the office in a brand new suit. David exclaimed, "Not bad, dude! Where did you get the suit?"
Alfred smiled and replied, "Well, my wife got them for me. Pretty cool, isn't it?"
David replied, "Sure it is. Was it your anniversary?"
Alfred said, "No. beats me. The other day, I arrived home early from work, and there I found them on a chair near the bed."
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