Pablo, David and Juan were all discussing the poor state of their local football team.
Pablo said, "The manager is responsible. If he had selected better players, we would have had a good team."
David commented, "It is the players' fault. Had they played better, we could have seen some more goals."
Juan exclaimed, "My parents are to be blamed! Had they given me birth in another town, I wud have been supporting a good club!"
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