Andrea was mad at her husband Phil and she screamed, "I saw you at Erning Street when I was buying stuff for the house."
She continued, "I saw you with a gorgeous blonde and you both went into the Parkside hotel. I want you to explain and I want you to be honest!"
Phil said to her, "All right, please make up your mind, which one do you want?"
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