I saw my friend Pablo in the market and greeted him. I was surprised to see that he was carrying a baby pig in his arms.
I asked him, "Hey, what are you doing with this pig?"
Pablo replied, "Well, I found him in the park. Think he is lost. Anyway, I am going to adopt him. Since we have no kids of our own, this little fellow is going to live with us like family. He will have his meals with us, and sleep in our bed."
I asked him, "Will the smell not be bothersome?"
Pablo replied, "Ah, the little fellow will have to get used to it, just like I did."
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