Father Reynold was having a conversation with a group of kids about how good behavior could help them go to Heaven. When he had finished, he asked them, "Where does everyone here want to go?"
Little Tina remarked, "Heaven!"
Father Reynold asked, "And what should you be to be able to get there?"
Little Harry replied, "Dead!"
Little Tina remarked, "Heaven!"
Father Reynold asked, "And what should you be to be able to get there?"
Little Harry replied, "Dead!"