Two pirates, Rex Hawkbill and Don Blythe, both of them ship-wrecked from their respective vessels, met in the sea. Each was hanging on to his raft.
Rex Hawkbill called out to Don, "Ahoy! Did your ship sink?"
Don Blyth replied, "Yes, 6 months back."
Rex Hawkbill said. "Really? And you have been floatin' all this time?"
Don Blyth replied, "Aye, what about it?"
Rex Hawkbill asked, "How did you bear it for all this time?"
Don Blyth said, "I have been askin' myself the same thing. It was actually boring, weekends in particular."
Rex Hawkbill called out to Don, "Ahoy! Did your ship sink?"
Don Blyth replied, "Yes, 6 months back."
Rex Hawkbill said. "Really? And you have been floatin' all this time?"
Don Blyth replied, "Aye, what about it?"
Rex Hawkbill asked, "How did you bear it for all this time?"
Don Blyth said, "I have been askin' myself the same thing. It was actually boring, weekends in particular."