Dustin had taken leave from his services in the army to get married. No sooner was the wedding over, Dustin got a call from the army directing him to to resume his duties with immediate effect. He was informed that he was stationed in Vietnam.for 2 years.
After he reached Vietnam, he really started to miss his wife. He sent a mail to her. It read, "Sweetheart, it seems like I am going to be here for a long time. I miss you terribly. You know the local girls here are quite attractive and its so hard to fight the temptation. I guess I will have to take up some hobby to keep my mind from wandering."
Lisa, his bride wrote back to him, "Sweetheart, I have couriered a parcel to you. It will solve your problem."
When Dustin received the parcel, he found a flute inside with a note 'You should learn to play this.'
Lisa, his bride wrote back to him, "Sweetheart, I have couriered a parcel to you. It will solve your problem."
When Dustin received the parcel, he found a flute inside with a note 'You should learn to play this.'
Finally, the two years came to an end, and Dustin got to go back home. He rushed to his wife, and picking her up in his arms, said, "Oh God! How much I missed you. I want you so much...let's go to bed."
"Wait a minute", said Lisa, "Lets hear you play the flute first."