Santa Singh was returning home after a hard day of work. It was late in the night and the streets were deserted. Suddenly, an armed man came out from behind the bushes and pointing his gun at Santa, said in a harsh tone, "Give me your wallet."
Santa handing his wallet said to the perpetrator, "You can take my money but please use your gun to put a hole in my turban, or else Jassi, my wife, will never believe I was robbed."
The mugger agreed and shot through Santa's turban.
Santa had another request and giving his jacket to the perpetrator, said, "Can you pump a few bullets into my jacket to make it look like I put up a good fight, or else my wife Jassi will get the chance to call me a coward."
The mugger agreed and shot a number of bullets through Santa's jacket.
Santa was ready with another request. He said, "One more thing. Can you..."
The perpetrator interrupted him and said, "Listen, I am out of bullets. There's nothing more I can do for you."
"Good", replied Santa, pulling up his sleeves to show his muscular arms, "Now, give me back my wallet and hand me your wallet to cover for my turban & jacket that you messed up. Or else I will beat the pulp out of you!"
Santa handing his wallet said to the perpetrator, "You can take my money but please use your gun to put a hole in my turban, or else Jassi, my wife, will never believe I was robbed."
The mugger agreed and shot through Santa's turban.
Santa had another request and giving his jacket to the perpetrator, said, "Can you pump a few bullets into my jacket to make it look like I put up a good fight, or else my wife Jassi will get the chance to call me a coward."
The mugger agreed and shot a number of bullets through Santa's jacket.
Santa was ready with another request. He said, "One more thing. Can you..."
The perpetrator interrupted him and said, "Listen, I am out of bullets. There's nothing more I can do for you."
"Good", replied Santa, pulling up his sleeves to show his muscular arms, "Now, give me back my wallet and hand me your wallet to cover for my turban & jacket that you messed up. Or else I will beat the pulp out of you!"