Robert, the smart new manager, impresses one and all at his workplace.
One day, his Boss, Mr. Jenkins calls him in his cabin and says, "Robert, I must admit I am mighty impressed with you. I have a proposal for you. If you agree to marry my daughter, I'll make you a stakeholder in my company, give you a 5 million dollar annual salary plus perks, and the latest S-class of Mercedes Benz."
Robert is perplexed. He says, "Is something wrong with your daughter?"
Mr. Jenkins shows him a photograph of her and Robert shivers at the sight of the ugly girl in the photo.
Mr. Jenkins adds, "Err, she has other problems as well. She is dumb and she stutters."
Robert finally manages to say, "Thanks for the offer but she is not worth it."
Mr. Jenkins persists, "Listen son, I will give you a 10 million and buy you a mansion with a private beach."
Robert simply cannot say no to the irresistible offer, so he accepts thinking he will put a pillow over her head when they make out.
They get married and after a few months, Robert buys an expensive painting. He wants to hang it on the wall, so he says to his wife, "Can you get me a hammer.'
She stutters, "Ham-merr, need a ham-err"
Robert says, Also get some nails."
She stutters, "N-nails, need n-nails."
Robert hammers a nail into the wall when he hits his finger and shouts, "F**k!"
She stutters, "Pil-loww, get a pil-loww!"
One day, his Boss, Mr. Jenkins calls him in his cabin and says, "Robert, I must admit I am mighty impressed with you. I have a proposal for you. If you agree to marry my daughter, I'll make you a stakeholder in my company, give you a 5 million dollar annual salary plus perks, and the latest S-class of Mercedes Benz."
Robert is perplexed. He says, "Is something wrong with your daughter?"
Mr. Jenkins shows him a photograph of her and Robert shivers at the sight of the ugly girl in the photo.
Mr. Jenkins adds, "Err, she has other problems as well. She is dumb and she stutters."
Robert finally manages to say, "Thanks for the offer but she is not worth it."
Mr. Jenkins persists, "Listen son, I will give you a 10 million and buy you a mansion with a private beach."
Robert simply cannot say no to the irresistible offer, so he accepts thinking he will put a pillow over her head when they make out.
They get married and after a few months, Robert buys an expensive painting. He wants to hang it on the wall, so he says to his wife, "Can you get me a hammer.'
She stutters, "Ham-merr, need a ham-err"
Robert says, Also get some nails."
She stutters, "N-nails, need n-nails."
Robert hammers a nail into the wall when he hits his finger and shouts, "F**k!"
She stutters, "Pil-loww, get a pil-loww!"