Renita goes to see Dr. Mulbury in a state of despair.
"Doctor", says Renita, "There is something terribly wrong with me. I think I am turning into a dog!"
Dr. Mulbury, pretty shocked to hear such a statement, responds, "My dear, I am sure you are suffering from some ailment, but be assured, you cannot turn into a dog."
Renita, far from being assured, goes on, "Look at my teeth, Dr. Mulbury. They are beginning to look like a canine's teeth!"
Dr. Mulbury said, "I can see that. Your teeth do look sharp but that does not mean you are turning into a dog."
Renita, not ready to be dismissed so easily, continues, "Look at all the hair I am getting on my hands and legs!"
Dr. Mulbury, now concerned, replies,"There certainly is some disorder, but you are not turning into a dog."
Renita says, "Look at my tongue, it was never this long!!"
Dr. Mulbury takes a look and says, "Yes, it appears to be long."
Renita adds,"Look at my nails, doc. Have you seen a woman with nails this long and sharp?'
Dr. Mulbury is worried now, and manages to mumble, "Hmm..."
Renita, now going wild, lifts her skirt and says, "I am even developing a tail!"
Dr. Mulbury, visibly shaken, starts scribbling something on a piece of paper.
Renita says, "Are you writing me a prescription? I just hope it helps. I am going crazy!"
Dr. Mulbury says, "Not really. I am writing a letter to my uncle who works at the Mayor's office. Show him this letter and he will give you permission to poop in the streets!"
"Doctor", says Renita, "There is something terribly wrong with me. I think I am turning into a dog!"
Dr. Mulbury, pretty shocked to hear such a statement, responds, "My dear, I am sure you are suffering from some ailment, but be assured, you cannot turn into a dog."
Renita, far from being assured, goes on, "Look at my teeth, Dr. Mulbury. They are beginning to look like a canine's teeth!"
Dr. Mulbury said, "I can see that. Your teeth do look sharp but that does not mean you are turning into a dog."
Renita, not ready to be dismissed so easily, continues, "Look at all the hair I am getting on my hands and legs!"
Dr. Mulbury, now concerned, replies,"There certainly is some disorder, but you are not turning into a dog."
Renita says, "Look at my tongue, it was never this long!!"
Dr. Mulbury takes a look and says, "Yes, it appears to be long."
Renita adds,"Look at my nails, doc. Have you seen a woman with nails this long and sharp?'
Dr. Mulbury is worried now, and manages to mumble, "Hmm..."
Renita, now going wild, lifts her skirt and says, "I am even developing a tail!"
Dr. Mulbury, visibly shaken, starts scribbling something on a piece of paper.
Renita says, "Are you writing me a prescription? I just hope it helps. I am going crazy!"
Dr. Mulbury says, "Not really. I am writing a letter to my uncle who works at the Mayor's office. Show him this letter and he will give you permission to poop in the streets!"