What are you doing tonight?

Danny's doorbell was ringing and when he answered it, he found his pretty neighbour Sally, pacing restlessly at his door.

Sally, who had recently got a divorce, said to him, "Dan, I am feeling so lonely, I can't take it anymore. I want to let my hair down, get drunk & want to have a good time. What are you doing tonight?"

Danny replied quickly, "I am free!"

"Wonderful." Sally said. "Can you take care of my kids?"