Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Language twist

How we twist the English language.

We in India, are capable of tearing apart the English language because we try a bit too hard.

A few gems are listed below -  I am sure you will enjoy reading them.

Sports teacher to Std V students - "hey you four, stand together separately."

Geography teacher to Std III students - "If you can't hang that world map, I will hang myself."

English teacher to Std IV students - "When I am in the class, how can you look at the monkeys outside the window?"