Monday, March 17, 2014

What is a girl supposed to do?

What is a girl supposed to do?

The other day, I got a call from an unidentified number.

The caller said: Do you have a boyfriend?

I replied: Yes, why?

The caller said: So you have a boyfriend. This is your FATHER! You are barely in your teens and you have a boyfriend already?! I am coming home right now so we can have a little discussion!

I was already in trouble, and then I received another call, again from an unidentified number.

The caller said: Do you have a boyfriend?

I said : NO.

The caller said: This is your boyfriend. I can see you don't love me.

I said: Wait, sweetheart. I love you!!

The caller said : This is not your boyfriend. It's still your FATHER. I wanted to re-confirm you have a boyfriend. I'm on my way!!