Nine-year-old Derick's parents were chatting with him regarding his future plans. Derick said he would like to go to Harvard just like his parents and other family members had done. Happy that their child was being sensible about his future, they pressed on.
"And what would you like to take when you attend college?" they asked Derick.
Pondering over it for some time, and glancing around the living room, he replied, "The TV, if you don't mind me taking it."
"And what would you like to take when you attend college?" they asked Derick.
Pondering over it for some time, and glancing around the living room, he replied, "The TV, if you don't mind me taking it."