The Indian groom says to his bride on the wedding night, "I want to confess that I had 15 love affairs before we got married."
The bride instead of getting upset, said brightly, "I knew it! When our horoscopes matched, I was sure our habits would also match!!"
The bride instead of getting upset, said brightly, "I knew it! When our horoscopes matched, I was sure our habits would also match!!"