Derek was tired of working at a logging venue for what seemed to be like an eternity. So he decides to go to town and have some serious fun. He goes to a Bed and Breakfast place asks the owner, "Where do I go if I want a little fun around here?"
The owner answered, "There ain't no women for miles, but if you want it real bad, we have a Chinese cook."
"Hey, I'm not that kinda guy!" said Derek, and went away.
A week went by, and Derek was back to the owner's cabin. He said, "Lets suppose I opted for the Chinese cook, how many people would have to know about it?"
The owner replied "Hmm... there's me, there's you, him, that's six in all, we need three to hold him down - he's not that kinda guy either!!"
The owner answered, "There ain't no women for miles, but if you want it real bad, we have a Chinese cook."
"Hey, I'm not that kinda guy!" said Derek, and went away.
A week went by, and Derek was back to the owner's cabin. He said, "Lets suppose I opted for the Chinese cook, how many people would have to know about it?"
The owner replied "Hmm... there's me, there's you, him, that's six in all, we need three to hold him down - he's not that kinda guy either!!"