The chocolate rules
- If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
– Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
– The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the shop in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the car park.
– Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It will take the edge off your appetite and you will eat less.
– A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
– If you cant eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you cant eat all your chocolate, whats wrong with you?
– If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
– Money talks. Chocolate sings.
- Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
- If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top tights. An entire garment industry would be devastated.
– Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
- If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
– Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
– The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the shop in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the car park.
– Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It will take the edge off your appetite and you will eat less.
– A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
– If you cant eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you cant eat all your chocolate, whats wrong with you?
– If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
– Money talks. Chocolate sings.
- Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
- If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top tights. An entire garment industry would be devastated.
– Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.