Lisa checked in at the Gates of Heaven and requested to join her former husband, Watson Woods.
Saint Peter said, "We have a million Watson Woods. Give us a little hint."
Lisa said, "My Watson is handsome, has a mole on his cheek, and he said that if I ever slept with another man he would turn over in his grave."
Saint Peter instructed an angel, "Take her to Whirling Watson!"
Saint Peter instructed an angel, "Take her to Whirling Watson!"