Andy, a carpenter by profession, had witnessed an accident and was summoned to court to give evidence.
The defendant's lawyer tried to discredit him by asking several tricky questions. One of the questions was, "How far were you from the accident site?"
Andy replied, "Thirty one feet, three and a half inches."
The defendant's lawyer tried to discredit him by asking several tricky questions. One of the questions was, "How far were you from the accident site?"
Andy replied, "Thirty one feet, three and a half inches."
The lawyer asked, "What???! How can you be so sure and precise about that distance?"
Andy said, "Well, I knew sooner or later someone stupid would ask me. So I measured it!"